"Mrs Darce" is 50 today!
We're having a party.
Guests due to arrive in 2 hours time (except for those still stuck on the M25!).
Here's something to ease us gently into the proceedings...
... and something that will be perfect for about 4 o'clock tomorrow morning!
(Music delivery at the party will be very retro - vinyl in the geeks' room and CD and cassette(!) is set up in the kitchen. Not an Ipod in sight.)